11 Totally Ridiculous Reasons Your Baby Refuses to Sleep

Sometimes, for seemingly no sane reason, your baby will just refuse to go to sleep. Here are 11 of our best (OK, sarcastic) guesses as to why she is rebelling against slumber.

1. She's too HOT.

2. She's too cold.

3. The white-noise machine is set to the wrong noise.

4. The white-noise machine you bought doesn't have the noise that will actually make her sleep.

5. She's having a wonder week.

6. She is having a "Wonder how many times I can get you to come into my room week."

7. She didn't eat enough.

8. She didn't eat what that woman in the store said she fed her babies 30 years ago, back when babies slept all night.

9. She's getting sick...of you trying to make her sleep all the time.

10. She wants you to play with her. (She doesn't think you really cherished every moment of that during the day)

11. There's no real reason—she's just messing with you.